A "city" in the middle of Florida. It is in Polk County, in between Lakeland, Mulberry, and Winterhaven. It is also in between Orlando and Tampa. It is the road to everywhere and also the road to nowhere.
"So you live in Lakeland?" -Dude from Lakeland
"No. I'm from Bartow." - Bartow resident
"I'm sorry." -Dude from Lakeland
"You should be. You live in Polk County." -Bartow resident