Usually when said beer queer gets a NEW girlfriend his new found minority status will fly back into the closet so bloody fast it ends up in fucking Narnia, probably never to be seen again!
Bruce Lee: He's still very much a vagina enthusiast. He's just being a beer queer now with that dude. What a desperate fuck.
This person is otherwise contained and functional, but get some alcohol in them and suddenly they are all tears of happiness and thankfulness that they have "friends like you."
I love you guys so, so, so much! *sob.
Friend: Dude. Get away from me. Stop being such a beer queer.