The act of Masturbation committed
by any one person whom
has not experienced sexual acts first hand, and thus
must imagine the pleasure they would receive. Also referred to as a Beethoven Fap, Ludwig
Van Fap, etc.
1: Man I wish I could get with one of the elites. They're delicious...
2: Hah! Good luck, you'll never get one.
1: Well, there's always Beethoven Masturbation, right?