Just to clarify ...
1)Bermuda does not rely "almost entirely on the tourists industry" actually that has been in decline for a while and the major money comes from expat reinsurance businesses that set up there to avoid US tax stuff.
2)its true some of the schools don't have the best reputations but don't be mislead. many middle class families that can afford it usually send their kids to boarding schools in the uk (a few to the us) so they are smart as!
3)Bermudians are chill and tall and are usually very friendly
4)Bermudians are good at cricket- they are famous for this not footy skills