that is commonly
on the neck. Many
people have moles on their
neck's but this one is slightly larger
than all the others. Many
girls call their
exboyfriend's neck moles Bonjobias to simply
make fun of and tease there exboyfriends for being a dipshit asswhole for breaking up with
them in the first place. Many
exboyfriends are atleast
by this name but that means
the exgirlfriend's job is a job well-done. The symptoms of a guy having a Bonjobia
is ussually that he smiles to one side REALLY awkwardly and hes missing one of his insizers. Which makes
him look like a fucking homeless twat. Plus their
is ussually 50 other moles slightly smaller than Bonjobia
all over the body. And ofcoarse he has a twitchy eye when he smiles and he likes to say 'fucking' 'sketchy' or 'lets drink!' in every
sentance. Also used as a nickname for the shittiest ex/boyfriend in the world. Not to be confused with
Amanda-Ew look at Andy's Bonjobia! Sooo
Haley-That guy must of been
hit with an ugly stick...connected to an ugly tree...
is so disqusting too! I think hes even missing
ussually common in dickmunches. I mean you DID date him.
Amanda-*andy walks by* (shouts) DATING BONJOBIA WAS THE WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE!
Andy-idk what a bonjobia is but i sorta feel
look it up on urbandictionary!