An expression of exclamation. Also can be used as a synonym for words like leet, cool, ect. Can be preceded by "mmmmm". Derived from the sweedish chef on the muppets.
Aw man, that dude is bort. He has PS3.
Small child: "Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate."
Mother: "No, come along Bort."
Man: "Are you talking to me?"
Mother: "No, my son is also named Bort."
Should also be put into as many songs as possible.
When things are taken too far, can also be replicated using seal noises. Usually this would be pronounced 'orrrrr'
Northerner 1: 'I'm Grizz Me.'
His Friend: 'BORT!'
2. 'I've had sex loads of times, its great!'
3. 'OMG IM THE BEST AT EVERYTHING!!'
'orr orr orr orr orr!'
A Vajart, or Queef, released upon any plastic, leather, or leather like surface, such as vinyl, resulting in a deep, vibrating, & often multi-tonal sound. The sound is often amplified on a particularly hot & humid summer day
past tense: Linda borted on my brand new leather sofa