One of the biggest internet sensations known
to man. He is a role
model to many a' people around the world. He is a convicted sex offender in Ohio. He suffers from "crouzon's syndrome", making him that
much more ugly. His face kind
of looks like if you took a pumpkin, a cat, and a squash and put it all in a bag, then beat the everloving hell
out of it with a baseball bat until it stops moving. When you take it out you get, Brian Peppers. Acording
he resides in a place called "White House Rehab" in Ohio. Yet when you call there to ask for him, they tell
there is no such person
living there. We all know they
because the government told
1. I went
to Brian Peppers house today. He touched me then I got the fuck out of there because his face looks like
1: "The people at white house rehab said
that hes not there"
2: "They are a bunch of lying son of bitches, we are going
it and get him out of there."