"That's my best bud right there. He is the greatest Brian ever."
"Everyone bow down to the Brian."
"Only a Brian can save all of humanity".
"He just pulled a Brian."
2. Term for the best guy friend conversationalist. Someone you can vent to an actually get feedback and opinions.
3. A reliable "lean on me" kinda friend
2. She thanked him for listening and named him her Brian.
3. "You've been such a Brian to me since I met you. Thanks for always being there for me."
Her Girlfriend: Why is that?
Woman: Because… I have a Brian!
Her Girlfriend: Damn girl… You are lucky… Can we share him?
Woman: Sure!! Sounds like fun… He’s hung like a horse, so there’s plenty to go around!!
Her Girlfriend: Great!! Let’s go get started then…
A Brian can also be very mistrusting of others, and as shy observers, can come off as antisocial. Brians can be prone to depression, social disconnection and have a tendency to enjoy alcohol to the point of self-destruction. Negatively, Brians can be truly despised by close friends. Because Brians are very intelligent, they are good at getting revenge, and can be cold-hearted sarcastic assholes!
Last night I had the best fuck ever with some random guy, he must have been a Brian
That Brian is a real cynical asshole.
Lets see what Brian's advice is.
Wait. Here comes Brian, he'll know what to do, he always does.
Shit! Here comes Brian, lets change the subject or else we'll never be able to finish!
-Oh god, there's Brian now. I'm so nervous. I just feel like he doesn't even notice me until he's staring deep into my eyes while making love.
-How long have you been together?
-Eight months, a week, two days and six hours.
-Woa, and you still talk like that?
-If you only knew girl! Hi babe
(Brian)-You know I don't like being called babe, my name is Brian (with gentle smirk on his face) I missed you lady.