Bromancer 2: Bromance is FOREVER!
I enjoy a nice paddle up the river when it floods, such bromancing opportunities are priceless.
Benny(gay):Hey Marley, lets go have a nice DM in those bushes over there?
Marley(bromancer): *gets the hell outta there* maybe another time Benny...
Lancey(bromancer): Hey Tez, your ass is looking so sexy today.
Tez(bromancer): Thanks Lance, don't get too close now ya hear? Lets keep things low-grade bromantic pls. You know I'm not into none of that Yaranaika business!
Chad (dick in Tony's mouth): What? Of course not. Watch.
(Tony pulls his head back and Chad ejaculates all over his face).
Chad: See? If we were gay, he'd swallow. This is just a bromance.