When a teenage girl has had too much to drink, she loses all kissing abilities. Any attempt
to make out with
said tramp results in a sloppy mess, much like if you were to play
a largemouth bass, hence
Stud: Bro, I met some
Stud 2: Did you beat it up?
Stud: No, she was all over me but had the worst case of bucketmouth
I've ever seen.
Stud 2: That's a shame Bro, that's a shame.