A person who only attends mass on Christmas and Easter.
Observing his larger than usual Easter congregation, Father Dick took the opportunity to deliver a little dig. ".....and it's so nice to see my C & E Catholics this morning. We see so little of you, that when you do attend mass we have to break out the Ritz crackers"
(Practicing Catholics look down on C & E 's taking communion.)
This is a true story. And yes, his name WAS Father Dick.