Chief Financial Officer
Close cousin to the CEO, except this is the guy who's in charge of coordinating a company's insider trading and profit inflation scams and getting the documents shredded afterwards.
Andrew Fastow, the former CFO of Enron, is in jail for helping orchestrate one of the biggest corporate investment scams of the century. His boss, CEO Kenneth Lay, pretended he didn't know what Fastow was up to in order to save his own ass. What a bunch of scumbags.
Boyfriend: I'm now the CFO of the company!
Girlfriend: Wow! I'm proud of you! You must be controlling much of the finance in the company!
Boyfriend: Er... no, i only check Facebook... that's why i'm CFO...