To cut top off creme
egg, scoop out filling, replace with
mans milk squeezed out of the backside of a willing participant, replace top of egg and put in freezer until
chocolate sets. Wrap back up in foil wrapper. That's how I eat mine!
like a cadburys creme smeg?
Hang on a minute, this tastes odd!
That tastes savoury not sweet!
(insert vomit noise)