An absolute div who can't get a girl that he wants so he changes his mind all the time. He copies and pastes soppy love paragraphs off google because he can't flirt and takes pictures of lego bunnies. He gives amazing hugs and needs a haircut and a leg wax. He needs to make his mind up HINT HINT HINT.
"omg did you see his legs?!?!"
"yeah hes such a callum"
автор: hlmhlmn+G 6 декабря 2011
Someone named Callum is retarded.
He is special in his own way.
He's a Callum.
Man1: Hey wtf did this kid just do is he retarded

Man2: No he's just a Callum
автор: FKNxGaming 27 ноября 2014
A cunt, a disrespectful prick that needs to sort himself out and realise he won't get any where in life being a dippy fucking twat. He has a fucked up body and needs to sort out his belly button.
Who's that over there?
Looks like shit

Oh wait it's callum
автор: Bobbyy12356862156778743 23 января 2015
A very silly boy. Quite geeky, loves Harry Potter. Generally a creep. Anal about grammar. Avoidance recommended.
Nice nipples though.
1: I'm Callum
2: Ah, nice to meet you.. see you later
автор: RavioliFaceMan 30 августа 2012
A person that really should evolve.
Caveman Callum make fire with dinosaur bone!
автор: MamaChoide 2 декабря 2011
Lover of Cum
So are you Callum
автор: The_Troller726 13 июня 2012
A guy who is seemingly perfect, smart, sweet, funny but not the best looking. You will go out with him and find him to be more interested in hanging out with his other friends (ex-girlfriends) than you.

After you break up you will find him to be vindictive and will try to get at you every chance you can.

Usually frigid and most people will believe him to be gay.
My boyfriend hasn't kissed me yet! He's such a callum
автор: Hennahotties93 30 июля 2011

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