When you're fucking a chick in the ass and right before you cum she looks back
at you with fangled ass teeth. You then realize
that this is no chick, but a man! After completion, the man continues to call you non-stop, asking
ridiculously long questions.
Guy #1: Yo dude, I was fucking this
chick last night!
Guy #2: Oh, Yea?
Guy #1: Yea, turns out it was Carmichael
Dave. Now I'm going
over on my anytime minutes...