1. A Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm
is similar to that of a conventional shitstorm
when a series of unwanted and distasteful events unfolds in a very
short proximity of time. The Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm
, however, is when this series of typically
fucked up events surpasses the point of being
classified as a simple shitstorm
and it becomes a giant conglomeration of near
2. A measurement of the force and speed
at which faeces
exits one's colon. The number of the category may be changed in respect to the aforementioned.
1. Teacher: Good morning class, I know that yesterday I gave you a new project
on top of your history project
assigned the day before
in addition to the intense studying for the Pythagorean Theorem
exam that you have
tomorrow, but now I must change the book report's due date to tomorrow as well.
Student: Board up the windows, this
is a Category Six Counter-Clockwise
2. Person A: What the hell happened to the toilet bowl? It's all cracked and chipped.
Person B: Category Six Counter-Clockwise
Person A: Jesus.