A temporary case
of spontaneous cerebral palsy anatomically
specific to the hands and fingers caused
by excessive binge drinking and a genetic predisposition towards being a Cheeseman. This condition inhibits the afflicted individual's fine motor skills and greatly
enhances his overall goofiness.
" Check it out. That
guy just tried to hug a girl and ended up dropping his drink and poking her in the eye. It's so sad when
an otherwise fun night is ruined
by chronic Cheese Hands."
"No, he's not actually retarded. He just finished off his fifth of Pepe Lopez
and now he has Cheese Hands."