1-(noun)The biggest,fattest,hairiest, veiny dick you will ever meet in your life. He will never give up a chance to make a negative comment about you. He makes dicking a verb. Is also jewish, so thats one more turnoff. His ultimate goal is to be more of a dick than Hitler was to Jews. BASICALLY one fuuuuuuucked up nigga
2-(verb)When someone is acting like the biggest dick in the world.
1:Charlie:Yo did you hear that new song
Chernov: NO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR A POSER GO DIE
2:Sam-Hey man I really like that girl, Im gunna ask her out
Bob-NO FUCKING POINT SHE WONT LIKE YOU YOU'RE UGLY
Sam-.....why you dicking like Chernov?