The act of paying a midget
up as an Oompa
Loopma. From there, you have the midget
eat three and a half bowls of chili. When digested, the midget will
take a dump on your chest so you can get high off the aroma.
Guy 1: Dude, I've always wanted
to try a Chili Wonka, but I don't know
Guy 2: Don't worry, man! My neighbor is a midget. I'll set you up.