Chotches are 'huge' football fans, but end up checking their cell phones more than paying attention to games on TV.
And a true chotch almost certainly received "Scarface" on DVD this last Christmas.
Drop the vertical striped shirt right now, dude, or I'm going to start mistaking you for that chotch on the Real World.
The term comes from the show Happy Days, where the character "Chachi" exemplified such behavior.
Dislike: "I F***ing hate that guy! He is SUCH a chotch! I just want to punch him in the face."