Name of a person who is GORGEOUS, smart, sincere, trustworthy, charismatic, and incredibly HILARIOUS! A Clarissa can always make you feel better when you're down. Clarissa's usually have brunette hair, blue eyes, and a nice ass. She is someone you can talk to on the phone for DAYS, and you still feel like there is more to tell her. She makes the funniest jokes that create lifelong memories with her closest friends! She has many different laughs, (probably like ten), but they all make you die, cry, and pee your pants. Clarissa's are usually cowgirls and they love the country. She loves hanging out with friends and dancing to music. She always makes the right decisions in life, and they help their friends go down the right path in life as well. Clarissa's will end up being friends with you for the rest of your life, so don't mess up the friendship by dumb drama, because you will never EVER find someone as great as her that you can call your best friend and sister.
Cade: Oh my gosh did you see Clarissa today?
Eric: No why?
Cade: She looked SUPER PRETTY and her ass was awesome!
Eric: Dude get out of here! Are you serious?
Cade: Heck ya I am! Gosh I love her eyes too!
Eric: Yeah, You like that?!?!
Cade: Yes, yes I do Eric. I'd be lucky to have a girl like her.
Eric: Me too. Too bad she's too good for us.