1.) A mythical sexual organ, belonging to neither men or women. Located in the same spot as the penis or the vagina, it is a raised bump, with a whole in the center. The whole is 1-2 centimeters in circumference, and cannot be used for sexual intercourse.
2.) An insult of the worst kind. Used to describe people, who have no redeeming qualities.
1.) "Hey, how much would it suck to have a clij instead of a penis?! You wouldn't be able to do anything fun!"
2.) "Yo, that Ev kid is such an unathletic, unfunny, awkward, asshole." "Yea, he is a total Clij!"