If one eats it, it will result in a huge comical effect and everyone will laugh at the person who consumed the cockmuffin.
2. I accidently dropped a muffin on my wiener, now it's nothing more than a cockmuffin.
3. I just baked a whole batch of cockmuffins for all the neighbours children to eat.
2) "Irwin, stop being such a cock muffin."
3) "Goodnight, cock muffin."
4) "Aww, cock muffin's crying."
5) "Do you think we're being too mean to cock muffin?"