You roll coal by my house every morning and wake me up.
You have attend at least one bombfire in the past day or two.
You have seen little green elves one day when you were in the woods.
You have gotten so messed up on moonshine you couldn't attend the two hours that you go to school.
Got kicked out of mcdonalds because your truck was to loud so you had to hang at Dunkin instead.
Your dog is named after a peace of equipment.
If you own a landscaping business.
If your into fat chicks
You did wheel chair races down a hill one night you got bored.
If you know someone who is a Volunteer firefighter.