When a female is on all fours performing
oral sex on a male of large stature and the male bends over, utilizing
his lankiness, and reaches down her back to finger the females butthole. The combined efforts of the penis in the mouth and finger in the butt closely
resemble the old American past
time of corn on the cob, as enjoyed with
corn holders. The sexual
position was followed closely
by the revolutionary utensils which
are small prongs placed in the ends of the corn to prevent
dirtying of the fingers.
is not to be confused with
"chicken on a spit".
- Sometime in the 1880's, in a barn in rural Pennsylvania
, a farmer and his fat wife
are getting frisky....
Jebidiah: "Yeaa you like when I finger your butthole while
you perform oral sex
Gertrude: "Oh indeed, it is a pleasure unlike
Jebidiah- deep in thought..
"I've got it! If we can mutually please eachother without me having to touch all of your hideous, slimy
body why can't we do the same with... Corn on the Cob
And thus corn was never eaten