When a female is on all fours performing oral sex on a male of large stature and the male bends over, utilizing his lankiness, and reaches down her back to finger the females butthole. The combined efforts of the penis in the mouth and finger in the butt closely resemble the old American past time of corn on the cob, as enjoyed with corn holders. The sexual position was followed closely by the revolutionary utensils which are small prongs placed in the ends of the corn to prevent dirtying of the fingers.
Note: This is not to be confused with "chicken on a spit".
- Sometime in the 1880's, in a barn in rural Pennsylvania
, a farmer and his fat wife are getting frisky....
Jebidiah: "Yeaa you like when I finger your butthole while you perform oral sex
Gertrude: "Oh indeed, it is a pleasure unlike any other.."
Jebidiah- deep in thought..
"I've got it! If we can mutually please eachother without me having to touch all of your hideous, slimy
body why can't we do the same with... Corn on the Cob
And thus corn was never eaten the same way again...