An annual football game between Ithaca College and SUNY Cortland. The rivalry is very intense even though both teams are kind of terrible. Students from both schools claim that their institution always wins, but as of 2010 Ithaca has won 34 vs. Cortland's 18.
Cortland kid: Omg Cortland always wins Cortaca.
Ithaca kid: As a literate and well-informed human being, I would like to point out that IC has almost twice the number of wins of Cortland.