Matt: "Nick didn't want to shoot action zone today."
Cody: "God, he is being such a cougar"
2. "Yeah, she looks like his mother?"
1. "Yeah, She's 20yrs older!"
2. "I guess his mother didnt breastfeed him enough?" "Tits all saggy and shit, Yuuuuk!"
1. "Thats why he hooked-up with a cougar!"
Wouldn't you rather play a game of Cougar, than a game of Old Maid?
"Sure! Let me get my cards! You're totally going to get stuck with the old biznatch this time!"
DCS 2: Dude, I was attacked by a cougar last night.
DCS 1: Fuck.