A woeful excuse of a Rugby League football club that partakes in the National Rugby League. Spends much of its time suffering from scandals, woeful on field performance, a totally inept management, a complete inability to turn a profit, or win a premiership. The best outcome for this basket case would be to export it to an expansion region of the NRL, where it may finally start to be a worthwhile club, not a leech on the rear end of the St George Dragons.
The club's greatest achievements are: poaching talent off other clubs, never winning a premiership, and having their stadium sponsored by a company specialising in removing rubbish to the tip, which is where the club belongs.
Example for Crapulla Football Club:
Chris: Did you see the crapulla game?
Rozza: I'd rather watch fucken grass grow.