Larry: Hey, Marge. The buttons on your shirt are unbuttoned too low.
Marge: Oh..kay. Thanks, Larry. **Creeper**
I would never be friends with someone as weird as she is. She is a total creeper!
A CREEPER is Basically ANYONE, Male or Female, With A Creepy Presence or Behavior (see Creeper #2 & #3).
Creepers Can Give Off a Molester/Rapist, Sex-Fiend, Lurker Vibe.
Many Times, Creepers Are Sociopathic (they Socially Prey on People) & have Fake Charming Voices (see Worm Tongue).
The Male Creepers, Many Times, Sport Sparse Goatees or Beards & Usually Wear Sunglasses & are Sometimes Physically Fit, so that they can Rape More Often.
Many Female Creepers Can Be TATTOOED & Sometimes are “Betty Page” Look Alikes & Wannabees that have Leopard Skin Clothing Fetishes. Sometimes, they are plain looking housewives.
Creepers are Always Looking to Get Laid.
Some Common Examples of Creepers (See More Detailed List on Urban Dictionary)
1. Guys or Women who “Come On” to Your Wife/Husband or Girlfriend/Boyfriend at Church.
2. All Adults who Try to HAVE SEX WITH Teenagers by Acting Cool through the Use of Drugs, Materialism, Music or Literature. This includes Most College Professors, Many High School Teachers, Some Step-Fathers & Recreational Church Leaders.
3. Men Who Have Mail-Order/Trophy Wives Half their Age out of Eastern Europe & China.
4. Married Men Who “Come On” to You while They are Dropping Off Their Children to School, Day Care, Church or the YMCA. (See More Detailed List on Urban Dictionary).
Edward Cullen has a serious creeper problem because he had a threatening suicide issue and that is a mental condition.
Edward Cullen broke Bella's car and having his sister kidnap her is a complete creeper status.
Being emotionally abusive, a stalker, and a criminal is "romantic" and completely not creepy *rolls eyes*
A CREEPER is Basically ANYONE, Male or Female, With A Creepy Presence or Behavior (see Creeper #1 & #3)
A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPERS #2
5. Woman who Hang their Cleavage in Your Husband’s or Significant Other’s Face at Parties & Other Social Events.
6. Guys with Goatee Beards who play with Their Balls while Telling You How Great They Are on Your First Date.
7. All “Betty Page” Look -Alikes.
8. Guys who tell you how Great they are at Martial Arts, so THEY CAN TRY TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
9. Self-Absorbed, Bored-House-Wives who Wear “Jackie-O” Dark Sun Glasses Who Tell You How Worthless their Husbands Are, While Their Husbands Are Completely Supporting Them Financially, While their Wives are Trying to Get You to Fuck Them.
10. All Swingers.
11. White Women who Dig Black Guys or Guys Half Their Age.
12. Women who Shave their Eyebrows & Have them Tattooed on.
13. Flashy Men who Like Fast Sport Cars & Cheat on Their Wives.
14. Women who Sneak Out on Their Significant Other to Have Sex in a Car with Someone Else when They Are Supposed to Be Out Grocery Shopping or Buying Clothes.
15. Guys who Share Lollipops with Each Other.
16. Lesbian Gym Teachers who Want You To Come Over to Their House After School, so that They Can Comb Your Hair.
17. Guys who Wear Cowboy Boots and/or have Ponytails.