Crofta (for people who can't spell or are actually from the croft)
People with low self-esteem and no moral standards ofter found in scum infested council estates. Easily recognisable by a can of special brew in one hand a fag in the other and a mouth like a burnt out fuse board.
Best get to post office for my dole otherwise my lecki will run out like a proper "crofter""crofta"
What do you mean my kids are black that's just muck forgot to pay my water cause I iz a "crofter""crofta"
Wake up in the morning feeling like a "crofter""crofta" get my jobless arse outta bed for 12 walk to the postie with ma tinni pushing ma pram with ma kiddi fuck knows who the dad is could be the local Paki
What's got 500 feet and no teeth??.... the post office cue on dole day