The average CrossFit male wears an extra medium shirt.
Guy 2: You go have fun with that. And don't bother calling me when you need someone to take you to the emergency room.
Guy 3: Dude, when did you get all those tribal tats? You didn't start---
Guy 4: Hey man, I just started doing this awesome workout program called CrossFit!
Guy 3: Oh, fuck.
Guy 5: The CrossFit workout was brutal today! I'm already sore as hell!
Guy 6: Maybe you should have scaled down to 1/2" PVC rather than 3/4".
Facilities offering 'functional' training by incorporating epileptic pull up techniques, high intensity olympic lifts and other circus acts posing as strength development methodologies.
Workouts are comprised of a heap of confusing exercises at high repetition with no result driven motivation.
If this method of training does not make you puke while performing it will make you puke by observing.
Athlete B: Not only am I hardcore, I'm crossfit.
Today's WOD was the best 9 minutes of my baby sisters life
Like most cults:
-Their subjects are put into physically and/or emotionally distressing situations, breaking their will over time.
-Their problems are oversimplified and repeatedly emphasized.
-They are unconditionally "loved," accepted, and receive "guidance" from a charismatic "leader."
-Their identity is now based on the group.
-They are, in a subtle way, encouraged to break off ties from friends and/or family who do not participate in this newfound CULTure.
-Access to external information is severely monitored and/or controlled.
B: "No, he mentioned something about Crossfit and a WOD."
A: "What about the concert on Friday?"
B: "Nope. He's watching some sort of Crossfit competition on the East side."
A: "Well, what about your wedding next month? Isn't he a groomsman?"
B: "He had to cancel so he could try out for the Crossfit Games."
A: "Wow, Eric has turned into a cunt."
B: "He says he only does it for the exercise and doesn't really like the people at his gym, but I'm starting to believe he has fallen to dark side. Sometimes I think he cannot be saved from this superficial idiocy."
1. A popular act in men's bathhouses. Usually involving a group of men in a line, periodically moving to new locations in the line.
-I crossfitted so much last week; I can barely walk straight!
-We're crossfitting tonight; you should join us, big boy.
Most notable crossfit Tonys including crossfit tony:
*i have a dream tony
*gorilla juice head tony