Where one who is lucky enough to possess long vagina
flaps, squats over her unknowing prey - usually asleep, passed out or even dead, and proceeds to dunk, stroke and caress her trailing labia into
any available cervice
or indeed hole of the human face. The mouth
and eye sockets are the most
desired areas to scrub
Curtain washing (aka inverted teabag, kunt kissing) is a very rare maneuver
and very few have had the pleasure of seeing it performed.
Leigh was so infuriated by the nights events she decided
her satin curtains could
do with a good wash to calm her down and the nearest thing
to a washboard
was that horrible boy's face.
Luke: Hey, have you ever seen your wife wash the curtains?
Matthew: No, my wife is a pussy, curtain washing is for the brave