Sean - Sorry guys I have sand in my vigina and can't come out (hence not DTF)
Everyone else - I am way DTF (displaying an extreme level of DTF, hence is willing to go out, drink alcohol and try to pick up birds)
You: "You're DTF right now!? We're eating dinner in a Japanese Restaurant; you can't do that here!"
Friend: "Woah dude are you seeing this, my sushi is literally swimming in mid-air."