1.) A stupid redneck
a car around an oval/square/circle, making only
left turns for 200+ laps who died from screwing up a left turn. By the way, he wasn't an athlete, stop insulting real athletes by insinuating that a borderline retarded
cars in circles
is on the same plane
of existance as real athletes. Even steroid juiceboxes like Balco Barry Bonds are higher
up on the athletic ladder than redneck
drivers. See redneck
2.) Drinking a whole shitload of Pabst Blue Ribbon, driving around the block
making only left turns, and slaming your car into
a telephone pole, thus launching you from
the seat and plowing your face into
the steering wheel sending the mixture of blood and teeth all over the inside of your car.
Dale Earnhardt sucks, as does NASCAR. Watch real
Did you hear
about Timmy? He got shitfaced and Dale Earnhardted himself last night.