The unwanted yet unavoidable state of sadness
initiated by listening to Luther Vandross's "Dance With
My Father" (can also be applied to any situation where unnecessary sadness
Emotionless Bastard: I don't understand why Jim started
to cry when
his son won that award for "best little helper" on his Little League team.
Sarcastic Friend: I dunno, I guess he was just proud
to see his son really excel at something.
Jim: I'm so proud
of my little boy (proceeds to cry and assumes the fetal
Emotionless Bastard: Damn Dance With My Father Depression