Delivery style: Epic seizures and screaming fits create the illusion of humor. He could scream "FUNNY" in peoples faces and they'd laugh because they feel they're supposed to.
Fun facts: Once admitted to Santa Monica hospital straight from a frat party with dragon lizards in multiple orfices.
Since I have not seen him on TV in many months, I suddenly missed his brand of absolutely no talent. Today I decided to write a short poem about the "comedian" known as Dane Cook.
Irritating the heck out of me
I watched in a trance
As he made faces and pranced
And asked myself, "What morons are paying good money to watch this crap?"
Person 2: I KNOW OMG. Tha douche was pulling a major dane cook... oh wait it was dane cook.
Person 1: Lulz.
Girl 1: UGH I can't believe mom brought up my STDs at the family reunion!
Girl 2: Fuck i know. She pulled a dane cook so hard she broke his leg off.
"Oh right, I hear they're forcing EPWs to listen to or watch Dane Cook. They spill both their secrets and their lunch after that!"