noun. In an office setting, it's when
one normal hard-working
co-worker gets a lecture/story from a rude, annoying co-worker (usually named Dan) about something that
is completely unimportant and irrelevant to the normal co-worker, and the lecture or story is most commonly about something that
has already been heard by everyone numerous times.
It can take anywhere from a couple
to a half-hour to finish
a Dantini, but the effects won't wear off for days in some cases. It is not uncommon to get multiple
Dantini's in one day. Dantini's can be received in person, over
the phone, secondhand, or even via e-mail. Dantini's can be received as a group or as an individual.
I just got my second Dantini of the day, and I'm not feeling very
good. Can you take
my keys and give me a ride home?