The most baller, quick-witted, handsome man alive. Way cooler than that stupid fuck Alberto. Lady-slayer extraordinaire and an exemplary guy to hang with. Better than Alberto in every possible way imaginable.
Hot girl #1: Should we invite Alberto to the party?
Hot girl #2: No way! He's a total poof. Let's double team Dekker instead.
Hot girl #1: 그래 그러자. 데커 완전 멋있다!
Hot girl #2: 더블데커다!