Democrat: OBAMA! HELL YEAH, OBAMA IS AWESOME!
Republican: Why is that?
Democrat: He's going to change things in this country!!!
Republican: Oh yeah? and do you know what he is going to change?
Democrat: ummm....well no, but I'm sure it's going to be good. Plus, I need money in my pocket and I don't feel like working. If i keep popping out babies, Obama will keep paying me.
Republican: *rolls eyes*
Democrats ruin the country our founding fathers worked so hard to build. Thanks ass holes.
Republican bullshit: Far too vile and lengthy a list to go into, but perhaps its most dangerous and virulent outbreaks in recent memory include submitting forged documents to the entire world in order to bolster a "rally to unnecessary war in Iraq" campaign based on blind ideology, a series of deliberate deceptions, and the unethical intimidation of professional intelligence officers, rather than on pragmatic realities. This served to destroy America's credibility and drastically weaken the War on Terror. Worst of all, it has so far resulted in the deaths of at least 1600 American troops, many thousands more American troops severely maimed and scarred for life, as well as 10's of 1000's of ordinary Iraqis whose "liberation" from their brutal dictator came in the form of death by American armaments for no good reason, and at a price tag of well over $300 BILLION dollars, with no end in sight! (incidentally, less than 3% of that total could completely update America's schools for the 21st century, a modest portion could have funded all the research we need to make alternative energy commercially viable so we can be truly independent and tell the Islamic wackos to shove their oil up their ass, and still have a boatload of cash left over for whatever you want to do with it - pay down the deficit, invest in Social Security, or anything else!!)
2. Call everyone who doesn't think Obama's the Messiah, a racist. Even when Democrats were the known racists a while back, and were dedicated to the KKK. But I guess that's the past.
3. Say that Republicans hate the poor people, when the Republicans want to have more jobs, so the unemployed have a chance to work for their money. Of course, that's inhumane, because why shouldnt the unemployed low class citizens be allowed to sit on their couch drinking a cold one, while other people are out working hard, to get the money taken away from them and given to the lazy piece of shits contributing nothing but more babies to be raised poorly?
Republicans: How so?
Democrats: He hates black people!
Republicans: Why do you think that?
Democrats: BECAUSE KAYNE SAID SO!
Republicans: if you're a democrat, that means your mother's a whore.
For example, the definitions on here before say that a Republican is:
1. "Southern Baptist,"
2. "Are the only ones allowed to back up their point of view with evidence,"
3. Automatically a "RACIST WHITE,"
4. "Cannot spell ammendment,"
5. Have "no good ideas,"
6. "A semi-literate meathead,"
7. Automatically "the party to vote against,"
8. Believes a newborn baby is not as important as its mother,"
9. "Can not spell Democrat,"
10. the list goes on..
After this, the list continues to glorify the Democrats, claiming that Ultra left-wing Hippie fundamentalism is better than ulta right-wing Baptist fundamentalism, no matter who is involved in this debate.
This isn't your world, sterotypical fuck-o's.
Lyndon Baines Johnson once said "Keep the Niggers Voting Democrat" when the Civil Rights Act of 1964 was signed.