An epic acoustic rock band hailing
from the abyss that is central North Carolina. They
can tear a phone book in half with their eyelids or by the beautiful sound waves that they
emit with their instruments. They
rock music (written while inebriated).
-Hey, did you see Dipsol last night?!
-Yeah, can't you see I'm physically incapable of standing
and I have a cum stain on my pants?