"They call us.. Directioners."
Directioners all have tumblrs and no social life. They spend hours reblogging pictures of 1D and making gifs of the same stuff over and over. They say things like,"I would love to break tables with Zayn" or "OMG my ovaries just exploded." They also think that jokes from 2 years ago are still funny. i.e. Carrots, spoons, and pussy. Directioners are robots who think that One Direction have no flaws and in their eyes are "absolutely perfect". If you just started to like One Direction after their first single came out, then you are not a proper Directioner.
"OMG Zayn's new haircut... R.I.P. ovaries."
"We can't use spoons. We love Nandos."
"OMG Louis was so funny at that part! Oh, and this part! And that!"
"I know exactly where the boys will be tomorrow. I'm going to go wait there for hours just so I can meet them!"
"Directioners know they are all gay for each other!!"
b- You must be a Directioner.
Seriously, Directioners are the deadliest of fandoms, and only pinch people's bums on Wednesday.
We eat two bananas for a pound, and three for a euro. Eat carrots every chance we get. Remember that.
WE DO NOT LIKE SPOONS, BUT LOVE TO EMPTY THE FRIDGE.
Cats (pussy's) are our animal, and when we greet each other, we say VAS HAPPENING?!
Our cheekbones are incredible and curls run the world.
The Big Bad Wolf is our Friday evening anthem. (if you don't know, you never will)
HORAN THE WORLD?!
A Directioner will always remember July 23rd, 2010, the day that their world was created