to the houdini
, however, just as you are about to bust your
load, you pull out and hawk
one on your
girl's back. When she turns
around to smile at you, you whip out your
power spotlight and yell "Roll Tide," which
blinds and then confuses her. She hops up and stumbles around, running into things like a drunk Auburn
chick. The kicker is, you're stuck with her Lexus payments the next morning.
Redneck #1: How'dya make out last season?
#1: I dun shot me a 10 point buck, how'dyu do?
Redneck #2: I dragged one out of the woods and put the old dirty matthew
on her, now she's got me steppin and fetchin, I tell ya, I am WORE OUT!
#1: TCB, man, of all the muthafuckas, you are the muthafuckest!