The complete and hasty disappearance of nearly all of the normally external, and usually
erect, penis which can result from one of many
atrocious turnoffs which a female sexual partner
of during or immediately prior
. Turnoffs which a disappenis may result from could include
the presumably female partner
revealing her penis during foreplay, dispelling flatulence while male is performing oral sex, or asking her male partner
"are you in yet?" several minutes
was actually initiated.
Guy 1: Dude, how'd things go with that
babe after you left?
Guy 2: Not well, man. Not well. 5 minutes
into it and BAM...a god damned disappenis.
Guy 1: Ouch. What happened?
Guy 2: She said I was gonna
have to wear