A normal dizzy bat experience includes face planting, falling in mulch, taking out lawn furniture and/or tiki torches and endangering surrounding spectators.
Once more experienced, the participant may engage in dizzy bat 5 or more times in one evening without face planting at all. Once one has mastered this game, it is safe to take the act of dizzy bat to the streets of Waltham and the greenspace.
In order to craft the perfect dizzy bat, one must carefully cut the end of the bat and shave it smoothly as not to cut the mouth while chugging intensely.
Boy 2: I know! He is intense! In my first round of dizzy bat, I face planted once and then proceeded to take out 2 tiki torches! I hope one day I can be as good as him.