Dobby: "dobby sir, dobby the house elf"
Harry: "not to be rude or anything, but this isnt a great time for me to have a house elf in my bedroom"
Dobby: "oh dobby understands sir, its just that dobby, has something you must know. it is difficult sir, dobby wonders where to begin."
"Can i take the next customer at this checkout please"
"Hi, you don't mind wrapping this mug, compost bag, barbecue and towel up in tissue paper do you? It's just I've got a long journey back home and I don't want them to break"
"Get bent, bitch."
verb. dobby'd, dobbying, dobbys.
When, during intercourse, the male finishes by climaxing into an old sock found on the floor, then throwing said sock at the female and loudly announcing her freedom for all the world to hear.
Man2:"Did you remember to inform her of her freedom?"
Man1:"YEAH! It was hilarious, i was like;"YOU ARE NO LONGER SLAVE TO THE HOUSE OF MALFOY!!"