A primordial force of nature
. Long ago Don C-Bone
ruled the milky way galaxy alongside Oliyron. Oliyron became jealous and launched his army of sprite without the lime dick boys
to overthrow Don C-Bone
. What ensued was a battle
proportions leaving only Earth
inhabitable. Oliyron, unable
to vanquish the pure unmitigated epicness
that is Don C-Bone
, used his evil bitch made magic
to fling Don C-Bone
into the 20th century.
Don C-Bone went
through much of his life on Earth
unaware of his true nature
but always feeling that he was something greater.
One day Don C-Bone finally
came across Oliyron split
into 2 people and his godly nature
awoke. He quickly vanquished the two, but knew that they would return so he scours the earth eliminating
the sprite without the lime dick boys
eliminate his bitch-made enemy.