Noun - A faggy looking mixbreed of a baseball cap and a conductor hat. This hat is usually dark
green or black, purchased at Le Chateau
on the men's side, and worn at night. The douchebag hat is worn low as to cover
the snakelike red eyes
of the douchebag wearing
it. The douchebag hat is a fashion statement
that says, "Look at me! I'm a big, bloated, superficial douchebag! Wanna fuck?"