Douchitis: The illness or disease
of having excessive douche
like tendencies, to the extent that it effects loved ones and friends in a negative manner.
We at Douche
Patrol are the world's foremost
leading authority on douches, douchebags, douchettes, and douchebag behavior in general. We recently launched
the Global Douche
Initiative in order to combat douchitis worldwide.
The douchitis pandemic is increasing at such an astonishing
rate that the global economy is feeling the horrible effects
due to douche-like activity
negatively affecting workforce activities.