Ashlee: Yeah lets go to Tuttle Crossing.
Carly: Nah let's go to Polaris because us being from Dublin will be hotter than every girl there!
Ashlee: Oh yeah thats sooo true!!
located on the east coast, Dublin was originally a viking, then Anglo-Saxon port, because places like Dun-Laoghaire make ideal natural ports. the name comes from the Gaelic 'dubh linn' meaning black lake.
Dublin is home to almost half the 4.8 million people living in Ireland.
Dublin is traditionally divided into the more affluent south, and less affluent north sides by the liffy river.
notes for visitors:
Temple bar, in the middle of Dublin city has the best night life.
Defontain's in temple bar( on the right as you exit the allyway through the central bank) has the best pizza you will ever eat.
Traditional Irish food is just potatoes...don't bother.
Try the pubs, but they're not all good... choose carefully.
there are no leprechauns in Ireland. If you ask about them you're liable to quickly end a conversation.
The countryside, like with many countries, is nice to look at, but none too interesting.
Ireland is expensive, by any countries standards. notably, Alcohol, clothes, and taxis are well above average.
good craic is not an illigal substance, it's slang for fun.
Dublin resident: Um, no.
Asian immigrant: Oh, well at least it's a really nice city!
Dublin resident: *Snorts* Dude? Really? You fell for Dublin's bullshit? C'mon, I know you just moved here from china or whatever a few months ago, but I thought you'd see through their crap by now!
Asian immigrant: Oh, I see... It's just like back home... Propaganda everywhere you-
Rich douchebag: MOVE OUTTA THE FUCKING WAY, FAGGOT ASS BITCH! Can u even speak english? Prob not, cuz u a dumb immigrant from sum gay ass country in asia. Just shut da fuk up, cuz i dont even know who would let u in our kool country. Did u sneak past da border or sumthin', cuz u-
Dublin resident: Jesus, mike, enough with that stuff. He just moved here-
Rich douchebag: Shut up! U couldn't bang a girl 2 save ur life, let alone ur ass once I kik it to the er!
Dublin resident: let's just leave, Huang, this guy is a swag fag.
Dublin teacher: Hey, you're insulting another student! Should I give you a detention, boy?
Dublin resident: But that kid insulted Huang first, and me!
Dublin teacher: Do not lie to me, boy! Automatic detention!
Dublin resident: But I-
Dublin teacher: Save it! I have no time for bullies like you! *hands boy detention slip*
Dublin resident: I seriously don't-
Dublin teacher: Oh, here's your record. Let's see...*gasps* You have ADHD??!! Two detentions for you!
Dublin resident:...This city is stupid.
2. A pick-up line. (See below)
3. Opposite of "nubblin," which is a chick so ugly that she causes shrinkage, or makes your junk turtle.
"Do you want our daughter to be a pregnant drug addict by age 15? No we're moving to Dublin." - husband
The word comes from a gradual development of 'nubbins' to 'nublins' and finally 'dublins', so called because of the tutting noise made as the smoker desperately tries to cool their burnt lips. however this usually and inevitably ends in a rancid brown burnt on the tokers lips.
Dobby: ME! DUBLINS!