of a Medical Doctor degree in the viewing, evaluating
and diagnosing fecal matter found
) in a toilet or porta-potty. The Dumpologist
can generally determine can generally determine whether said dump
an adult or child. They can tell whether a dump
was deposited from
a basketball player who had been
picking his ass in a game or practice. The Dumpologist
is a highly respected member of the community and is often question as to whether or not a bathroom
or porta-potty is safe to enter
and what amenities it might have.
don’t don't use that porta-potty near the first base
line some dude emptied
intestines in there.
in my opinion
lad picking his ass at the foul line will
be taking a dump
in the gym bathroom during the next time out.Larry
: Mr. Dumpologist, I just went to the bathroom and you were right there was a pediatric turd
left in the only toilet in the gym. Wow you are a genius! How long did it take you to become a Dumpologist?
Dumpologist: It has been a lifelong obsession to do good in the community and mankind, just ask my wife how many
times I have saved her life....